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As I'm sure you've already guessed, this is Alannah's page. Alannah is my younger sister, the middle child if you will. She's a bundle of fun, and even though she's a little bitchy (in her terrible teens) she's cute, cuddly and likes to bite people! ^_^ She's just a fun-loving gal looking for romance and adventure, so call her already! And boys... she's a cute blue-eyed, blonde! I hearby dedicate this page to my smart, sweet little sister, who loves to steal my jokes and quotes...
Watch out or Inuyasha'll stomp on your balls!
Pickup lines that won't work on my sister:
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
You must be a parking ticket cause you got "fine" written all over you.
Do you rent or own those wings you angel?
If I could re-arrange the alphabit I'd put U and I together.
That shirt doesn't look good on you, let's see if we can get you out of it!
Do you have a dime? My mother told me to call her when I fall in love.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
So, you're a girl huh?
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to!
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.
My name is Justin. Justincredible.
I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.
You do to my mind what White Castle does to my bowels; just runnin' all day.
Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. Or, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
okay, so I was watching this CSI episode, in fact I had been waiting for like, a week almost to see it. I don't want to spoil it for anyone, but it was the episode where Horatio was getting married to Delko's sister. I knew someone would die, I figured it would be the sister, which it was, but wouldn't you know it! I had to look it up because the episode that I thought would end my suspicion, ended up being a freakin' cliff hanger! What the hell man? Anyway, that's just my pet peeve, actually I just wrote this because I wanted to find a way to make these video's line up, so I figured the best way to do that was to put a picture and a text box here. Huh... poor Horatio, and poor Delko. Hell, poor Marisol! That really sucks, I mean, why can't he ever be happy? I mean seriously folks; for those of you who watch CSI Miami, is Horatio honestly a happy guy? He pretends to be but we all know the truth! That sucks! Come to think of it Delko isn't that cheerful either. Man, life sucks sometimes. Oh well, what can you do? Anyway, I shouldn't be writing such depressing truth's on my sister's page, after all, she's the complete opposite of deppressing. How nice for her huh? I'd give it a few more years, soon she'll come to realize that there's no such thing as Santa Clause. Oh, I-I mean uh... hi? Uh, on the note of CSI- David Caruso Rocks!
